On the Lighter Side

The Top 10 Reasons to Own a Gun…

10) An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

9) Criminals love gun control…it makes their jobs safer.

8) You don’t shoot to kill…you shoot to stay alive.

7) Know guns, know peace and safety…No guns, no peace nor safety.

6) Guns only have two enemies…rust and liberals.

5) If guns cause crime…then pencils cause misspelled words.

4) The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

3) A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone.

2) 911…government sponsored Dial A Prayer.

And the number one reason to own a gun…

1) 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.